It's Hoffmass !!!!!
Blah Blah, Blah Blah a Wonderful Blah Blah Blah - Paul McC*ntney
Great, it Xmas..... Hoorah ! I have been reading the "Have Your Say" section of http://www.bbc.co.uk/ where they have a forum about Xmas Whineing !! Now I thought I was a grump but these people are special. I must admit the run up to Xmas is a pain... Sending Cards, trying to find some original presents, knowing the whole time that boxing day most of them will be in the bin...
But Xmas itself is great.. For those of you, like me, who have moved away from home you get to go out on Xmas Eve in your home town and see lots of old faces ! You get to have some time off work, you get to eat & drink loads and personally little baby Jesus doesn't cloud my thoughts at any time !! What is there to dislike ?
Once the God Squad get it into their heads that for 90% of the population Xmas isn't about Jesus or religion the better.. I am sick of them harping on about how the meaning has been lost and how non Christians are hypocrites for celebrating, Why ?? Xmas is a traditional English Celebration, I grew up celebrating it, it is part of my culture, it makes me happy, it HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE F*CKING BABY JESUS !!!!
Let's look at the facts
1) Xmas is actually a Pagan festival and Christians just jumped on the band wagon
2) No-one even really knows when the Big JC was born
Anyway, I think we should rename Christmas to "HOFFMAS" and use it to celebrate the joy that the Hoffster brings to all our lives ALL YEAR ROUND !
Reasons the Hoff is Better then Jesus
1) The man single handedly knocked down the Berlin Wall and brought the German People together
2) He has a talking car that can jump over things, drive itself, go really fast, crack any security system and even open doors and jam peoples guns !
3) He ran the best Life Guard Company on the planet... How many people do you know who had Pammy, Carmen Electra and numerous other stunners on their payroll ?
4) His Hair
5) His Appalling Fashion (Jesus may top him on this, jury is still out)
Anyway ........... .Look who's Swung by....
to wish us a Jolly Good Christmas...
... he says we should all pop around....
... and maybe we can get a bit crazy and play some games...
... and afterwards we can go for a spin in his car ....
..so hopefully we'll se y'all there....
... or else...
Merry festives y'all... see you in 2006!
posted by Dik Tasty at 11:13 am
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